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Music this month: Dead Weather, Patsy Cline, Emmitt Rhodes, Bowie Live in '72, Valclav, Deerhunter, Bootsy and the Beats, The Jenny Garth Experience.

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May 30

Cows evolve before your very eyes

Boom, Bessie's a star. The coolest thing about our new understanding of genetics: we can report on and observe evolution like it happened every day. Who knows, maybe it does.

Now for the ethical debate: what's the difference between this happening naturally and if it happened through genetic manipulation in a lab? And more important, how do we splice in some cocoa genes to get natural low-fat chocolate milk?
March 06

Ten words or less: Dear Wendy

Bleak dandy pacifists find guns, each other and love.
January 01

RIP JB

God got James Brown for Christmas.

Ten words or less: The Good Shepherd

Great dry tweed spy movie about the OSS and CIA.

Ten words or less: Cars

I liked it better when it was called "Doc Hollywood."
November 20

Six-word stories

It's infectious. Wired ran an article about six-word stories.  They opened with the premise and a famous one by Hemingway ("For Sale: Baby shoes. Never used."), followed by the contributions of 33 authors. Then it hit the web and the floodgates were open. Now it's my turn for some concise self-indugence.
 
"Don't shoot!" "Then dance, save mama."
 
Forget me. Go be a wife.
 
Wanted: Hemingway's corpse returned, any price.
 
Technically headlines, but based on real stories so hey:
 
Gorilla habitat advocate killed by poachers.
 
Bungee safety crusader dies in jump.
 
 
Favourites from the article:
 
Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon
 
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore
 
Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
- Steven Meretzky
 
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card
 
 
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